What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon