What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears