What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage