What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"