What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.