Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What console does god use?

Praystation

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other