What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.