What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.