Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.