What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.