What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.