What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake