How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)