What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.