Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three