Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.