Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

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Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.