Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator