10 Dead Baby Jokes

What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.