What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!