What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!