David Beckham Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Bandit Jokes More Bandit Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Elton John Chin Jokes More Elton John Chin Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.