Elton John's chin.
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Bandit like Beckham
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
Sparky
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
They make out like bandits.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
A: Heredity.
Danke memes
Sandals in the Bin
Elton John in a coma.
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Fleas!
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
