The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
A box of crackers.
He didn't know he had it in him.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
The box said 2-4 years!
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
the other blonde replies... "You are on the other side".