Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.