What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage