What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.