What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"