She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
You will get tired.
The number of the car that hit him.
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
It staged a coup
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
I need to do a vowel movement!
Because he had a vowel movement.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.