What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...