What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.