When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)