When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.