When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.