What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)