What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.