What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!