What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.