What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture