What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture