What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture