What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Patio Furniture Jokes More Patio Furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.