What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity