What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

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What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead