What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.