What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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He wears a coat and pants.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

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Horseradish

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.