What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )