What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha