How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.