What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.