Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad