An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
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He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
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Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Pawpular!
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Shoot one of them.
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
'Where is the bar tended?'
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Im Stoned :p
good karma.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Thanks For The Mammaries
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Shredded tweet.
Deport him