An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
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He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
There was too much sax and violins.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Robber ducks !
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
Damn, son. It's about time!
A lawyer.
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
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A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...
About 9 month.
Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.
Shredded tweet.
The lawnmower.
