An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
OJ and Rice
With their bills!
He needed somebody to cosine.
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
It over swept
With a broom and a dustpan.
Arab spring
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A handy-cap
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
One second mom, I'm coming!
