What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks