Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.