How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow?

Sincerely, confused.

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!