What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet