Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.