A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Build a house next to it.
It could be your car
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
AgF
The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"
The police officer
It takes the edge off it
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."