What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.