What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.