What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.