What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.