The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.
A mis-steak.
Barbecue tonight!"
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A buck an ear.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
The phone rang while she was ironing!