How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!