How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.