How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.