What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.