How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.