What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.