What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!