What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.