What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives