Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Word,yo.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes More Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !